Wednesday, April 04, 2018

NaPoWriMo 2018 April 3: The Non-News in the Village Says


Prompt: Lists of made up words (which seem to have turned into some hallucinatory Roald-Dahl-via-Tim-Burton madness, god knows...)

THE NON-NEWS IN THE VILLAGE SAYS

Hackety Sput-Put goes the Blargle Grannyma Gossip on the Higgledy Hill
                (Glorious Scarletcoat, Deliverer of Handwritten Missives in Flat 
                 Paper Sheathes, he says 
                 he says her Loping Lupine with the Lopped Auditory Organs has 
                 Sharpety-Sharp Chompers of Maceratable Demiseness, and it is 
                 Red Hot Oh My God Dangerousable to schlumpety-schullup-
                 schlump to her Crickety-Croak Cottage)
                                                                                
Blargle Grannyma Gossip on the Higgledy Hill is Pluperfectionist Phearfully Phearfulness
                (that’s what the Diddlyumtum Little Lollipoppety Poppets say 
                and they
                are never wrong because the Trutheby-Truth of the Village is 
                always to be found
                in the Hole-Which-Contains-The-Chewing-Apparatusitus 
                on their fumble-fawn-faces)

Blargle Grannyma Gossip on the Higgledy Hill Hackety-Sput-Putted so hard
                on the Brilliant Bright and Bluesome Bogday
                her Hackety-Sputum turned Clovery-Crimson Bloodobleblood    
                and she choker-cokered in a Pluperfect Pludgeon that got stuck
                in her tiny-proniney Air-Channel-Breathery-Pipedom

Blargle Grannyma Gossip on the Higgledy Hill demised in a pool
                of Clovery-Crimson Bloodobleblood and nobody-nopety 
                knew-a-knewknew
                (only the Loping Lupine with the Lopped Auditory Organs and the 
                Sharpety-Sharp Chompers
                of Maceratable Demiseness as he lickety-lucked his choppery-
                chompers and thought
                she was delicious-ticious-wondericious as he settled into Summer 
                Sunder Slumber
                dreaming of the Breakable-Fragile-Poppering of her breathable-
                brokable-bonethingumies)
               

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